The Worldwide Bloodstream
You know those days when you're just wanderlusting hardcore? You've been flipping through travel photos for hours and decide you just need to go. It doesn't even matter where, you have just got to get out of here!
First things first, check out the funds situation. "Oooohhh nooo this is not looking good," you think to yourself/possibly out loud to your dog. He doesn't care and pretends to ignore you. You roll your eyes at him, he rolls his eyes at you. You decide this back and forth is taking too long.
It's time to take matters into my own hands, you think to yourself. It's time to get rich quick! How much can I get paid for online surveys?
After completing some extensive 5 minute research, it seems like surveys could be the key to it all! Let the surveys begin! You start to answer what feels like 1,000 questions regarding topics you have minimal interest and/or knowledge about. Mortgages? Lol. Loans? Like anyone would give me one of those. (Actually, would they? Table this for later research)
Finally, you come up for air out of this survey vortex and realize several hours have gone by.
You've made 90 cents and decide to go reward yourself with a $7 beer. You all know what I'm talking about? I mean, me either.